Sunday, September 26, 2010

Saturday, September 25, 2010

>thinks that the whole point of having a cake is to eat it. Why can you not have your cake and eat it too?!?!?!

>⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠

>This space for rent.

>our house is protected by the good Lord and a gun, you might meet both if you show up not welcome son.

>Negative candles are cantdles??

>Similarities between the World Cup and Obama: Over-rated, foreign people love it, the Kenyan team wins, and it only happens once in 4 years.

>scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status.

>Build a man a fire he’s warm for a day, set him on fire and he’s warm the rest of his life.

>A good pun is its own reword.