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The best way to create your future is to create it
Sleep all your troubles away.
I’m not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.
If you ain’t first, you are last.
I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.
The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
Beauty is not in the face; beauty is alight in the heart.
Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures…
Why worry about things you cannot change? Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.
I’m making changes in my life so if you don’t hear from me, you’re one of them.
A pretty girl is nothing if she has an ugly heart.
You killed what was left of the good in me.
The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.
If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
Choose the work you love and you will never have to work every day.
A fake smile can hide a million tears.
Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.
You never know how strong you are…until being strong is the only choice you have.
You can do anything but not everything.
A best friend is life a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
Strong people know how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say I’m ok with a smile.
Life is better when I’m drunk.
Fake friends are around when they think you're cool true friends are around even when they think you're fool.
I’m just waiting to see to if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today.
Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.
Cheating is easy try something challenging and be faithful.
face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall
I don't have an attitude problem i just have a personality you can't handle.
I don't stop when I’m tried; I stop when I’m done.
Nobody dies virgin cause in the end life F***s us all.
Love is all you need.
Dear math please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
I dreamed a dream.
Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole. :D
No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.
Be polite to everyone don’t sweat the small stuff, and be positive-it’s contagious!
Life will serve you best if you love it as much as you love yourself.
“’Different” and ‘New’ is relatively easy. Doing something that’s genuinely better is very hard.” Sir Jony Ive, Apple
There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.
The word ‘happiness’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
I don’t make mistakes I just date them.
We fall in love by chance. We stay in love by choice.
Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy.
The first duty of LOVE is to LISTEN.
I can and I will. Watch me!!
When you want to give up remember why you started.
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