>feels like getting some work done…and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.
>is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while…
>doesn’t suffer from insanity… he enjoys every minute of it.
>is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark
>“Good morning…I see the assassins have failed.”
>Be nice to nerds, Chances are you will be working for them.
>is normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.
>is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf’s a minute
>Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
>Have you noticed that the “lol” symbol looks like a drowning guy? I bet he’s not laughing out loud.
>isn’t sure what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.
>is thinking of you…and the money you owe me and how much I would like it.
>would love to help you out. Which way did you come in?
>After thoroughly scouring your Facebook profile, I’ve decided that you can go to hell.
>On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, my anger level is a 7.
>Facebook helps me dislike old friends in new ways.
>hates people that take drugs… customs for example
>‘s status today is brought to you by the letters W T F
>is scheduled on MySpace until noon. Facebook at 12:01.
>My status has a crush on someone.
>I don’t know what you’re talking about………..I didn't steal your status.
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