The most Funniest status updates ever

the names of the authors are in blue and it links to their Facebook profile!! some of the most "alive" human beings I have come across in Facebook so far!! they've such amazing sense of humor!! :D

Tom Guntorius: Oh My God!!! There is sooo much horse leftover! I guess I wasn't as hungry as I thought.


See More: Let's play post office... Lick me, stick me, and send me on my way ;)

Tom Guntorius: I was watching some porn and this girl managed to gag on the guy's cock for up to five minutes at a time. Amazed by such a performance, I tried this with my wife and ended up killing her.
Turns out that I just have a slow internet connection.


Nobo Dy: If "Someday" ever comes, we're all gonna be quite busy....


Adam Apple: You can fake orgasms but you can’t fake funny

Nobo Dy: Wall Street women should occupy my bed

Nobo Dy: I bet if I had x-ray vision, I'd be able to tell a woman, nice ribs.

Ari Abalos: Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to "Unstable."

Nobo Dy: If I learned anything from Forest Gump it's that people who love to run are retarded.