Poster Quotes and Greetings for Dashain 2071

Tihar Facebook status and wishes 2071 Part 1

• Sunaulo kadam ko sath aun laxmi je tapai ko dwar, 
• Sukha samridhi laun garnus mero suvakamana sweekar.

Happy Tihar 2071

•  Ghar ma Laxmi ko baas hos,

Satruko naas hos,

Harek kamana fulfil hos,

beer ko barsat hos

Ani haatma 21 patti Taas hos.

TIHAR KO SHUBHAKAMANA khaas hos .

Happy Tihar 2071

• With Gleam Of Diyas

And The Echo Of The Chants

May Happiness And Contentment Fill Your Life

Wishing You A Very Happy And Prosperous Deewali!!

Happy Tihar 2071

• Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,

Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.

Happy Diwali

Happy Tihar 2071

• Let every joy ask LIGHT from u, Let every LIGHT ask LIFE from U, Let ur life b filled with immense LIGHT that even the sun ask LIGHT from U. HAVE A COLORFUL TIHAR.
• Happy Tihar 2071

• Specially for you- *BUMPER DIWALI OFFER* send me a beautiful sms & win:

1) 25 Lacs ki car ka photo.

2) 29″ TV ka BOX.

3) Dubai jane wale plane ko TATA karne ka mauka.

4) Dharhara se jump karne ka do FREE TICKETS. aur

5) mere saath FREE DINNER wo v Aap ke ghar me.

HAPPY DIWALEEEE.”

Happy Tihar 2071

• A Cup of hot hello, A plate of crispy wishes, a spoon of sweet smiles and A slice of great success Specially 4 U. .. Wish a very very HAPPY jhilimili tiHaR. 
• Happy Tihar 2071

• It is time to feel good, time 4 reunion, time 2 share happiness, time to feel being loved, time 2 show ur love, time 2 live for others and time to wish for peace. HAPPY DIWALI. cheeeeeers.

Happy Tihar 2071

• is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,

duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,

shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!

Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

Happy Tihar 2071

• NA DUKHA HOS NA TAKRAR…

DUI DUNA HUNCHA CHAR…

SABAI LAI DHERAI DHERAI…

HAPPY TIHAR 2071

• Maas ko Bara, mula ko AAchar,

Aunsi ko kalo ratma DEEyo ko bahar

Surya Ko Kiran, Khushi ko Bahar,

Suvakamana tapai lai HAPPY TIHAR 2071

• Har pal khusi rahos saath

Sadai muhar ma rahos tapai ko hasaien

Hamro tarfa bata tapai lai

Happy Depaawali

Happy Tihar 2071

• Wishing u a wonderful SUPER-DUPER, Zabardast, jhilimili, Xtra special ekdum mast n ekdum happy, bole to ekdum jhakaas ? HAPPY DEEPAWALI.

• Let every joy ask LIGHT from u, Let every LIGHT ask LIFE from U, Let ur life b filled with immense LIGHT that even the sun ask LIGHT from U. HAVE A COLORFUL TIHAR.

• Ghar ma Laxmi ko baas hos, Satruko naas hos, Harek kamana fulfil hos, beer ko barsat hos Ani haatma 21 patti Taas hos. TIHAR KO SHUBHAKAMANA.

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Dashain Wishes and Facebook status 2071. Part 3

Every Human Life has ups and down

Some days of Man may be sorrow

But Goddes Durga Mata will bless you the courage

And the great ability to be tough and happy

Happy Dashain 2014

Enjoy a journey of life of Human

Kilometer after kilometer

Mata Durgaa is blessing You

Happy and Happy

Dashain ko Mangalmaya Shubhakamana

May Mata Durga Bless all of You my friends With Happiness through out the Year. Wishing 

You A Happy Vijayadashami 2071

May this year 2014 turn out better than ever

May U get that will to follow ur heart

These are my Holy wishes

As Dasahin festival comes to start.

My Wishes for Dashain are many

and Hopes and dreams are many

May Goddess Durga choose the best ones

And bless you all years in your life

Happy Dashain 2014

Sabai sathibhai matra aafanta haru lai yo yo aairaheko bijayadashami 2071 sal ko pawan 

awasar ma hardik mangalmaya shubhakaman byakta gardai chhu. Happy vijaya dashami 2014…

happy Dashain 2014

Remember always, Truth always leads to the victory.

Happy Dashain to all of you and your Family

May all of your tensions burn along with the effigy of Raavana.

Happy Dashain !

Before the golden morning sun rises on the first day of Dasain, let me decorate each of the Sun rays with success, peace, pleasure, joy & happiness to you & your family. Happy Dasai.

This Dasain 2014 may Goddess Durga Mata bless all of you and the entire humanity with her choicest blessings.

Wishing you happy Vijayadashami 2071

Bada Dasai is Hindu festival of victory over bad elements in our life. HAPPY Dasai 2071

Why does Hindu celebrate Dasai? because ADHARM mathi DHARM, JHUT mathi SACHCHAI, ANYAAY mathi NYAAY or KHARAB mathi ASAL ko Vijaya Chahanchhau.

happy Dashain 2071

Vijayadashami ko Shubha Awasar ma timi ra timro pariwarka sabaiko jibanma such, shanti, sambridhi ra shanti chhai rahos.

Happy Dasai 2071

May Goddess Durga always…

keep showering her blessings upon your family….

May You and your family life be prosperous, joy, peace and..

Trouble free throughout the year.

Happy Durga puja 2014

Man ko Raawan Lai Jalai Deu.

Kharab sabai lai aago lagai Deu.

Asal sabai lai angaali Hal

Happy Durga puja 2014

Everyday sun rise in the morning to give us a happy message that all the darkness will always be beaten by the sun light. Let’s follow the same natural rule and enjoy the festival of better defeats evil. Happy Durga puja….!!!!

HAPPY Durga puja To ALL of YOU. MAY ShRee RAMJee GIVES YOU ALL HAPPINESS, WEALTH, HEALTHY, PEACE AND LOVE TO UR FAMILY.

Sounds Health And Success

Ward Off Evil

Lords Blessings

Happy Navratri

Yummy Dashain

Triumph Over Badness

Joyous Festive Season

Spirit Of Happy…

Happy VijayaDashami. !

aai raheko Dashain lai swagat yasari gardai chhu

bigat ma je galti garen tyaslai bhuldai chhu

Je je ramro kaam gareko thiye, samjhidai chhu

Aau miler khushi le manau hami dashain

Ek palta durga mata ko nam ma ramailo gardai chhu.

Shubha Dashain 2014

Happy Dashain 2071 B.S.

Dashain ko Shubhakamana.

Happy Dussehra 2014

आइ रहेको दर्शैलाई स्वागत यसरी गरदै छु

विगतमा जे जल्ती गरेँ त्यसलाई भुल्दैछु

जे जे रामरो काम गरेको थिएँ, सम्झीदै छु

आउ मिलेर खुशीले मनाउ हामी दर्शै

एकपल्ट दुरगा माताको नाममा रमाइलो गर्दैछु छु

Shubha Dashain 2014

Happy Dashain 2071 B.S.

Dashain ko Shubhakamana.

Happy Dussehra 2014.

Ma tapai ko mutu ma bas6u

tapai lai khusi ko bhawana din6u

Kasai le ma vanda pahile wish na garos tapai lai

Yasai le surumai happy Dashain vandai 6u

Shubha Dashain 2014

Happy Dashain 2071 B.S.

Dashain ko Shubhakamana.

Happy Dussehra 2014

म तपाईको मुटुमा बस्छु

तपाइलाई खुशीको भावना दिन्छु

कसैले म भन्दा पहिले wish नगरोस तपाईलाई

यसैले सुरुमै Happy दशैं भन्दैछु।

Shubha Dashain 2014

Happy Dashain 2071 B.S.

Dashain ko Shubhakamana.

Happy Dussehra 2014

Dashain 2071 facebook status Happy dashain 2014. Part 2

• Yo Dashain le tapai ko jibanma ramro health, dherai wealth, sadhai peace and ekdum enjoy bhai rahos. happy Vijaya dashami 2014

• Yaspali ko Dashain ma tapai ko jiban ko sampurna sapanaharu pura hoyun bhanne shubhakamana byakta gardai chhu. yo vijaya dashami le tapai ko jiban ma sukha, sambriddhi, shanti, gyan, ra khusiyali  chhai rahos. happy dasain 2071

• yaspahli ko dasain ma

lakshami ko haath hos

saraswati ko baas hos

ra mata durga ko asshirbad hos

jiban ma sadhai prakash nai prakash hos

happy vijaya dashami 2014

• Mata Jagdamba jholi khali

Mata Gauri Parbati wali

Mata Pibat Hataune bali

sabai ko kasta nibarna garne bali

Mata durga lai puja gari man safa pari

happy durga puja 2014

• We are Wishing You A Happy

Peaceful, Healthy And Prosperous Navratri

Having Full of Blessings Of Goddess Ambe

And I Also Pray For Continuation Of Success,

Power, Healthy, Peace And Freedom From Evil Thoughts To All My Dear

Throughout the whole life not a Year.

Happy Dashain 2014.

Happy Vijaya Dashami 2014.

• Happy Durga Puja

We Pray Goddess Maa Jagdambe

To Bless You Power In Whatever You Will Do,

To Guide In Whatever You Will Do

To Protect You Wherever You Will Go.

Happy Durga Puja and Dashain 2014.

Happy Vijaya Dashami 2014.

• May Mata Jagdamba bhawani on This Dashai

Give The Courage To Fight Against evil

May You get all the success.

Wishing You Happy Navratri 2014

happy Dashain 2014

Happy Vijaya Dashami 2014.

• May this Dashain festival

You Get All The Success

You Had Longed for Years..

Happy Dashain 2014

Happy Vijaya Dashami 2071

• Goddess Durga is Symbol of Strength,

Goddess Durga is Motherhood and Love,

Goddess Durga is Durga Devi

Goddess Durga is Jai Mata Di

Heartfelt Wishes on this Dashain.

Happy Navratri 2071.

happy Dashain 2014

Happy Vijaya Dashami 2071

• This Dashain, may you be blessed with

Best fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk,

Wealth and Money as big as Ganeshji’s stomach,

Happiness and peace as sweet as Ganeshji’s ladoos

Your trouble as small as Ganeshji’s mouse.

Dasahin ko Mangalmaya shubhakamana.

• Yo Dashainle tapaiko ghar aanganma sukha, khushi, dhan, sampati, sukha, shakti, gyan ko  jyoti bali rahun. happy Vijaya Dashami 2014

•  This Dashain May lighten the lamp of happiness, Peace, wealth, health, prosperity, power and knowledge, Happy Dashain 2071!

• Best Wishes for a Happy and Lovely Dashain and a Subha Tihar with a plenty of health, wealth, Peace and Prosperity.Shubha Dashain 2071!

• May Long live the culture and festive of Nepali Hindu religion and harmony as the generations have passed and Passed by Nepalese tradition is getting stronger and stronger, Lets keep it up freinds. Best Wishes for Vijayadashami 2014.

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• तपाईको लागि यो दशैंले तपाईको खुशीको आशालाई उज्यालो देखाइदिओस् । तपाईको सपनाहरु सारा पूरा होऊन् । यही मेरो शुभकामना छ । Happy Vijaya Dashami  2071.

• दशैंको अवसर मा यो वर्ष तपाईं र तपाईंका प्रियजनहरू मा आनन्द को उत्सव थालनी होस् । तपाईं र तपाईंको परिवारलाई दशैंको धेरै धेरै शुभकामना । Happy Vijaya  Dashami 2071

• यस दशैंमा ल्याओस्स सफलता र समृद्धि तपाईँको बाटोमा बल र साहस तपाईंलाई आशिष् मिलोस एक सुन्दर दिनको आगमन होस् Happy Vijaya Dashami 2071

• ती खाली स्थान हरु मेरो मौन प्रार्थना हुन् , माता दुर्गा लाई बाटो देखाउन र रक्षा गर्न प्रार्थना गरिरहेको छु र तपाईं जे र जहाँ जुन काम गरिरहनुभएको छ, त्यसमा सफलता मिलोस् , Happy Vijaya Dashami 2071

• आइ रहेको दर्शैलाई स्वागत यसरी गरदै छु

विगतमा जे जल्ती गरेँ त्यसलाई भुल्दैछु

जे जे रामरो काम गरेको थिएँ, सम्झीदै छु

आउ मिलेर खुशीले मनाउ हामी दर्शै

एकपल्ट दुरगा माताको नाममा रमाइलो गर्दैछु छु

Shubha Dashain 2014

Happy Dashain 2071 B.S.

Dashain ko Shubhakamana.

Happy Dussehra 2014.

• म तपाईको मुटुमा बस्छु

तपाइलाई खुशीको भावना दिन्छु

कसैले म भन्दा पहिले wish नगरोस तपाईलाई

यसैले सुरुमै Happy दशैं भन्दैछु।

Shubha Dashain 2014

Happy Dashain 2071 B.S.

Dashain ko Shubhakamana.

Happy Dussehra 2014

थप दसैं शुभकामना र सन्देस को लागि तल क्लिक गर्नुस् 
Dashain 2071 facebook status Happy dashain 2014. Part 2

Best of Hilarious Facebook and Twitter Status Updates 2014

• For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember.. that’s where the knives are kept.
• Some of my friends are like a slinky – completely useless, but fun to push down stairs.
• Is On The Toilet (>_<) (o_o) (0_0) ~ (^_^) Ahhhhhhhh That`s Better. 
• I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
• I’m pretty sure the best thing about Facebook is the ability to read other people’s fights. 
• I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
• Looking at people’s mutual friends and saying “OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW THEM”
• LIKE if you have that one friend that Laughs at everything. Even when it’s not funny.
• “Was that lightning?!” “No, they’re taking pictures for Google earth…”
• Telling someone that you’re going to bed, When you’re actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook.
• If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
• If they have an Ice Cream Truck for kids, why don’t that have a Beer Truck for adults?
• That awkward moment when someone *Likes* One of your Very old Facebook statuses and you think “Creeper”.
• The best feature of the iPhone is the feature that keeps you from getting pushed in the pool.
• When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation.
• When I order coffee or whatever from starbucks and they ask me for my name I like to look at their name tag and then just say their name and then they’re always like nooo wayyy that’s my name too and then I’m also like noo wayyy and I always expect them to give me something for free because we have the same name but they never do
• I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
• when a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.:D
• AATCHOO! …….?(-??~•~)?……. If you`re allergic to bullshit, drama, liars, and 2-faced people, LIKE to keep this sneeze going.
• My grandma has always told me that if you have nothing good to say then don’t say anything at all, yet people still wonder why I am so quiet (:
• That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
• That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.
• Never look back. If Cinderella went to pick up her shoe, she would not had become a princess.:D
• That awesome moment when you got a question wrong on a test but your teacher accidentally marked it correct.
• If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
• We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
• A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
• If I opened a camera store called Photo Shop, do you think I’d get sued by Adobe?
• Somebody slowly drove by my apartment around 3am this morning blasting not rap, not rock, but organ music. I’m pretty sure it was the Phantom of the Opera.
• Woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on my face… Yes my kids found my Sharpie stash.
• You know you’re getting old when the guys from the “cialis” commercials are starting to look hot.
• Women love the winter because they don’t have to shave their legs. I think it’s time for me to shave though…my giraffe tattoo has a mustache!
• 1. Pour milk on floor. 2. Ask which kid did it. 3. Send them to their rooms when they don’t admit it. 4. Enjoy peaceful evening.
• Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person. ..apparently they call THAT stalking.
• If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there’s a millionaire walking around that invented the pool noodle.
• Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
• Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
• One day a chicken crossed the road and met james bond and said whats your name?? ….bond james bond… whats yours??..ken chick ken!
• Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like status: I can’t log into facebook
• Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
• Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
• If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys!
• I am not born to please people, So if you want to get pleased try me in next life…good luck!
• Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one. (;
• Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
• Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
• I used to play sports alot. Until, recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what, now I’m good at everything.
• I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name.
• Mom always said not to write on walls…but apparently on Facebook you can.
• Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say “good-bye!” 

Hope you had a good laugh!

New status updates for your Facebook and Twitter

1. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
2. Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
3. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
4. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
5. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
6. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
7. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
8. The longer the title the less important the job.
9. Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
10. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
11. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
14. The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
15. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
16. Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
17. I’m never sure what to do with my eyes when I’m at the dentist. Do I close them? Do I stare at his face? Do I look at the ceiling? What’s the proper etiquette here?
18. No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.
19. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
20. By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
21. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
22. Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
23. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
24. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
25. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
26. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
27. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
28. Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
29. The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
30. Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
31. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
32. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
33. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
34. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
35. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
36. We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.
37. I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
38. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
39. A husband is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
40. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
41. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
42. We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
43. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
44. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
45. When in doubt, mumble.
46. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
47. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
48. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
49. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
50. Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
51. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
52. Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you may never owe.
53. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
54. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
55. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
56. Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
57. If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
58. After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!
59. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
60. Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
61. Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
62. The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
63. Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
64. Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
65. They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
66. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
67. By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
68. We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour
69. Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
70. I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
71. People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
72. I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
73. Google Maps really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
74. Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it craps on your head.
75. Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
76. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
77. Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
78. Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!
79. I went to see my doctor. “Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?” He said “I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.”
80. There are no winners in life…only survivors.
81. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
82. Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
83. The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
84. I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
85. The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
86. There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
87. I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
88. We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
89. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
90. If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
91. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
92. I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?
93. To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends.
94. Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.
95. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
96. Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
97. The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
98. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
99. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
100. Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

Bonus Top 10, AKA Our Favorites:

• I’m not a doctor but, I play one on TV.
• I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly… (Or any Anchorman Quote)
• Facebook account for sale, Friends included.
• I drink to make other people interesting. – “George Jean Nathan”
• Using Shamwow to clean up my puke. Surprisingly works pretty well.
• can see Alaska from my house.
• So you’re telling me there’s a chance. (Or any Dumb&Dumber quote)
• Google just called… Google said, “Someone is looking for you”.
• Linking to this movie clip : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYyD55elKJA
• I’m so stoked on my friends status updates. Going to the gym? Awesome! Pursuing your career in Babysitting? Rad! Going to sleep? Tell me more!!!

The best Makeup is a Smile.

The best Makeup is a Smile.

The best Jewelry is Modesty.

The best Clothing is Confidence.

The best Medicine is a Positive mind.

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Facts about month of birth

Facts about month of birth

• January: People around you are overshadowed by you. No one else can compete with the fascination that you have with life. January’s birth stone is Garnet (Stone of Constancy)

• February: No one can change your mind if you decide something. People born in the month of February are generally very cheerful and full of life. February’ birth stone is Amethyst (Stone of sincerity)

• March: Others love your sense of humor and you can turn any situation into a funny and relaxed one. March’s birth stone is Aquamarine (Stone of Courage)

• April: Any one can trust you and you love to spend time with close friends and family. April’s birth stone is Diamond (Stone of Innocence)

• May: You don’t like to be instructed by others for what, how and when to do. You make your own path. May’s Birth stone is Emerald.

• June: You are always willing to help others and never hesitate to give advice to the world. June’s birthstone is Pearl, Alexandrite or Moonstone.

• July: You see the world differently than others but at the same time you are also very emotional. July’s birth stone is Ruby (Stone of Contentment)

• August: You have the leadership quality and once you know what you want, no one can influence your mind. August’ birth stone are Peridot, Sardonyx and Sapphire.

• September: You are not someone who would discriminate and you tend to be sympathetic for all the people. September’s birth stone is Sapphire (Stone of clear thinking)

• October: You are adorable, smart, funny and talented. Anyone around can be easily charmed by you. October’s birth stone is Opal or tourmaline.

• November: You inspire everyone around you and tend to be a good leader. You have the ability to guide other people. November’s birth stone is Citrine or Yellow Topaz.

• December: You are not someone who will complain a lot and you tend to enjoy whatever life offers you. December’s birth stone is Turquoise.

Which Zodiac Are You In?

Which Zodiac Are You In?

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JANUARY = CHATTER

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to cont...rol emotions. Unpredictable.  Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them ALL.

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FEBRUARY = THUG

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever.
Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

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MARCH=GORGEOUS

Drop dead gorgeous!!! Attractive personality. Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others . Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heart-breaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! and quiet the charmer. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of the other 11 months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.likes to keep they're crushes
kinda secret. pretty much flawless.

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APRIL = ADORABLE

Suave and compromising.. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic..

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MAY = LOVER

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.

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JUNE = FINENESS

Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very popular. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes-rep pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

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JULY = GANGSTA

You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with a JUNE birthday. It is also more likely than that you have a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!!

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AUGUST = ATTITUDE

outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. self control. kind hearted. Self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of “that someone”. longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by “no pain no gain” caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious.. independent. strong willed. a fighter.

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SEPTEMBER = IMP

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Makes right choices. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Does not harm others. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt and hard to recover. Daydreamer and does fulfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you. Extremely smart, but definitely the most adorable of them all.

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OCTOBER = PASSIONATE

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at Times. Knows how to have fun. Very mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very
social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.

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NOVEMBER = SWEETIE

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck.. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.

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DECEMBER = BEAUTY

This straight-up means your the most good-looking Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Loves freedom. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High
spirited.

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10 husbands ... lol

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom.

“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”

“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”

“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”

“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”