Top and funniest status updates of 2015

These status updates are taken from facebook status updates, they are funny, witty and hilarious status upates. These facebook status updates that are funny can be used as status updates in your facebook status updates too!! :) Just copy and paste, its that easy now to get funny status updates in your facebook status update!! :)

I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.

When nothing seems right….go left!!

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

 Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

A BOSS is like a diaper... Always on your ass, and usually full of Shi***t

Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.

When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. :D

I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.

Hey Mate…you There…Whatsapp is using me. :D

Etc= End of thinking Capacity.

Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.

If you are player then I’m the GAME.

Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.

You can disturb me….I’m available. :D

Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.

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Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl :)

Insult and wife are somewhat similar....They always look good...If it is not yours

I'm Jealous of My Parents... I'll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

☺  Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.

We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.

If I’m wired with you. I like you.

I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day- Bang-Bang

I hate math but I love counting money.

I believe in hate at first sight.

There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.

If I get jealous then yes I really like you.

The Earth without Art is just Eh.

We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.

I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.

Laziness is me middle name.

I wonder if I've met the person I’m going to marry.

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

I need Google in my brain.

You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.

The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.

If you fall. I’ll be there.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

10 Happy New year 2072 B.S. status update ideas (part 2 Nepangraji version)

Here are 10 best ideas for updating new year 2072 status on you facebook, twitter , google plus etc.

1. Naya barsa ma timi sadaib muskurai rahanu
   Har khusi lai timi yasari nai aagaldai garnu
   Biti sakeko samay kahilyai farki daina suna
   Mitho yaad ko sath bigat bars alai bhuldai garnu
   Have a lucky and wonderful 2072
2. jani najani ma bat 2014 sal ma yadi maile tapai ko dil dhukhayeko rahechhu bhane, kasta pugayeko chhu bhane, kunai pida diyeko chhu bhane…..
   tyasko lagi je garna man lagchha gar
   tar naya barsa 2072 ko shubhakamana diyer chhodchhu.
   Have a lucky and wonderful 2072
3. Aau angalo ma aau mero sathi
   Di hal jadu ko jhappa dui char
   Yasari nai biti jaos jindagi without any risk
   Yahi aasha ko sath wish you a
   Have a lucky and wonderful 2072
4. Naya bihani naya usha ko sath
   Naya din ek pyaro muskaan ko sath
   Timi lai naya barsa ko badhai chha
   Dherai dherai kamana ko sath
   Have a lucky and wonderful 2072
5. E sathi timi le nai malai dherai maya diyau
   Mero dherai herchah garyau
   Tar ab bichhod hune bala samay aai sakyo
   timilai bye bye bhandai chhu 2071
   2071 sal le pani yasari nai maya gari rakhnu.
   Have a lucky and wonderful 2072
6. malai thaha chha yo dherai chhando bho
   Tar ke garnu,
   Ahile samma dherai young handsome beautiful smart dost haru lai wish garnu chha
   Ta soche ki pahile bujrug manish bat nai suru garun.
   Have a lucky and wonderful 2072
7. New Rules Of Life For New Year
1. Hasdai sadhai rahanu.
2. Tension lai bye bye garnu.
3. B Positive, Eat Positive, Sleep Positive
4. Mast ra bindaas rahanu.
5. Harek Problem lai Solve garnu.
6. Friend lai Sath Lifetime Friendship Account Kholnu
7. Malai Yaad garu rakhanu ra malai Sms gari rahanu
   Have a lucky and wonderful 2072
8. Kas Khusi haru Ko Ek Dukan Honthyo
   ra tyha mero Pahichan Honthyo
   Li halthhe timro lagi Sara Khusi haru
   Chahe tyaso mulya mero jiban kin na Honthyo!
   Have a lucky and wonderful 2072
9. Harek barsa aauchhne garchha
   Harek barsa  jane garchha
   yo barsa tapai lai ti sabai milos
   Je tapai le chahanu hunchha.
   Have a lucky and wonderful 2072
10. Tamam Sabut, praman ra gawahi haru ko nazer dhyan didai yo Message Padhne wala lai dhara 1-baishakh-2072 ko tahat “Happy New Year” bhandai tapai sabai lai jindagi bhar khusi rahane sajai sunau dai chhu.
    Have a lucky and wonderful 2072

Happy new year 2072 B.S Quotes in Nepali. (Part 1)

• नव वर्ष २०७2 को सबै गुरूहरु , दाजु-दिदी हरु र सबै साथीहरु लगायत भाई-बहिनीहरुमा हार्दिक मंगलमय शुभकामना! सबैका कामनाहरु पुरा होउन्, र यो नयाँ वर्ष ले हामी सबैमा निकटता बढाउन अरू मद्धत गरोस्.. 
• सानो छदाँ एक रुपैँयाको पोस्टकार्ड
  किनेर त्यसको पछाडी जानि-
  नजानी एउटा सायरी लेखेर-लजाउदैँ
  लजाउदैँ आफ्नो Someone special लाई
  दिएर New year को Wish गर्दा निक्कै
  मज्जा हुन्थ्यो ।
  बिस्तारै मुना,
  नवयुवा जस्ता पत्रीका बाट
  पत्रमित्रता गर्दै शुभकामना आदन-
  प्रदान गर्ने क्रम शुरु भयो ।
  त्यसपछी Mobile को युग शुरु भएसँगै SMS
  मार्फत
  (one glass of Water,
  one glass of Beer.
  Oh my dear
  Happy new Year 2072)
• भनेको हिजो जस्तो लाग्छ ।
  तर आजकाल प्रविधी को विकास भएर
  भनौँ कि हामी व्यस्त हुन थालेर
  हो ति सबै एकादेश
  को कथा जस्तो भएका छन ।
  अहिले त फेसबुक मा एउटा Status
  लेख्यो अनि Like र Comment गन्न
  थाल्यो…. पहिले
  को जस्तो रमाइलो रहेन, आफ्नो पन
  को भावना पनि हराउन थाल्यो ।
  तै पनि चलेको चलन चलाउनै पर्यो ।
  प्रविधी सगँ Upgrade पनि हुनै पर्यो ।
  तपाईंहरु सबै जना लाई नयाँ वर्ष २०७2
  को हार्दिक मंगलमय शुभकामना ।
  फलोस फुलोस जिन्दगी, पुरा हुन मन
  का सबै चाहना !!
• यो पहिले को बर्श को अन्तिम सुरज अस्त हुँदै छ,
  यो पहिले को २०७१ को कलेन्डेर नस्त हुँदै छ,
  यो पहिले को तपाईं खुशी को माहौल म मस्त हुँदै छ,
  र यो पहिले को मोबाईल नेट्वोर्क व्यासत हुँदै छ,
  कामना छ कि आउने वाला बर्ष तपाईंको लागि जबर्दस्त होस ।
  नय बर्ष को शुभकामना सन्देश
• एक खराब खबर छ
  मलाई सधै को लागि भुली जानु प्लेअसे ।
  मलाई केहि दिन पछी तिमीलाई,
  सधै को लागि छोडेर
  गै हाल्नु छ
  तिम्रो आफ्नो २०७१ । ।
  रा मेरो तरफ बत्
  तिमीलाई न्यू एअर २०७२ बधाई छ
  
  
  नय बर्ष को शुभकामना सन्देश
• भगवान गरुन के नया साल तपाईंलाई रास आइ हलुन्,

  जसलाई तपाईं चाहनु हुन्छ उनि तपाईंको नजिक आइ हालुन्

  तपाईं सारा बर्ष कुमार न रहनुस्,

  तपाईंको नाता लिएर तपाईंको सासु आइ हालुन्

  नया बर्ष को शुभकामना सन्देश
• कहिले हसाइ रहन्छौ त कहिले रुवाइ रहन्छौ

  यो जिन्दगी पनि थाहा छैन कत्ती रङ देखाउने गर्छ

  हाँस्दा खेरी पनि आँखा मा भिजेको पनि आइ हाल्ने गर्छ

  थाहा छैन यो कस्तो यादहरु छ जुन मुटु मा बसी हालेको छ

  नया बर्ष को शुभकामना सन्देश
• कामना गर्दै छु यो नया बर्ष को अवसर मा

  मेरो मित्र हरु को ओठ मा सदा मुस्कान रहोस्

  किनकी उनको हर मुस्कुराहट

  मलाई खुशी दिएर जाने गर्छ ।

  हप्प्री णेव एअर २०७२ इन अद्वन्के ।!

  
  

  नय बर्ष को शुभकामना सन्देश